SAN FRANCISCO - The annual Masturbate-a-thon turned violent Thursday when several very competitive participants got unruly and began squirting others with their semen. What was scheduled to be a fun and friendly event suddenly took a turn for the worse (or better depending on how you look at it, and I know ya like to look at it) when one gay cockstroker slapped another pudwhacker for flirting with his lover who was also participating in the strokefest. Suddenly several guys were stroking each other in retaliation, physically mocking the outrage, and began to cum on each other. The police arrived but they too were gay and decided to join in. Click here to view the Penis Palooza footage.